By John O'Farrell
A physician in the US has simply invented a 'sperm sorting machine'. no less than that is what he claimed while his receptionist burst into the workplace to discover him doing whatever unusual with the Hoover attachment. it appears the process used for setting apart the female and male sperm is remarkably basic. A pattern is positioned within the petri dish with a microscopic pile of home items on a tiny staircase. all of the sperm that cross immediately earlier with out identifying something up are patently boys.
John O'Farrell's first number of columns worldwide VILLAGE fool was once a major good fortune prompting fulsome compliment from such significant public figures because the Queen mom, Roy Jenkins and Cardinal Hume. unfortunately, due to the fact their deaths, their gleaming endorsements can't be formally demonstrated. So right here as an alternative is one other number of humorous, satirical essays on 101 twenty first century topics. learn how the govt. plans to introduce 'Santa loans' that might depart tuition little ones £10,000 in debt for the entire provides that was loose from Father Christmas. learn the way the european is being elevated to incorporate Narnia. And were you aware that American conflict planes now have a bit sticky label at the again announcing 'How's my bombing?' with an 0800 quantity to name in the event that they blow up any Muslim kingdom in a discourteous of competitive demeanour . . .